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2015

05

May

Fergie on the Beach of the Day

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EXCLUSIVE: Fergie in bikini watches husband Josh Duhamel playing Volleyball

The highlight of my internet career is when I snuck into some Canadian Award show, probably 6 years ago, when Fergie still mattered and Lady Gaga was coming up, where I grabbed onto Fergie’s hand and looked her in the eyes…and told her…that we were soul mates…only for her security to pull me off of her…and for her Black Eyed Peas partner to punch Perez Hilton in the face…and for me to fondle Gaga’s ass when she didn’t know what was going on because she was sucking Perez Hilton’s pussy so hard…knowing she wanted his audience…

Since then, Fergie and I have never been reunited, or love unrequited, her ex meth addict face more haggard…and manly…her body…not quite what it was as she pushes 40 but still good enough for me…

I mean..girl’s a woman now..and she’s still got THigh Gap…

Take that Margot Robbie (see previous post)

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