It was Mother’s Day yesterday…and I unfortunately didn’t make anyone a mother and give them a fake name so that they can’t track me down for abortion money…
I spent the day, since I am motherless, watching facebook update emotional tributes of amateur writers for their mothers…because facebook is their platform to bullshit the fucking world…instead of just telling their mom how they feel…
I did appreciate the one or two anal sex, abortion, and “my mom sucks”….updates to lighten the fucking mood…
When the internet from anonymous to everyone fully exposing themselves making shit feel like group therapy…everything went to shit…but luckily with being fully exposed or a willingness to be full exposed, I get spread pussy shots…..so many spread pussy shots…which in case you didn’t know…is better than group therapy / AA/ facebook status rants…
Here are some morning links….
Girls in Lingerie
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Competitive Eater Eats a Giant Burrito….
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Selma Blair is Playing Kris Jenner in a new OJ Simpson Show
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Boycot the Lena Dunham Taylor Swift Music Video
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Taylor Swift in Short Shorts
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie Like it was the 80s
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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American Idol is Finally Ending
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tori Spelling is Making More Babies…
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Owl Shits on another Owl
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant in Underwear
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Dog and Rats BFFs
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies
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