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2015

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

MHD-May-13

There is not much more satisfying in life…than going to a coffee shop with a girl you just had sex with…who is probably in her early 20s and who definitely looks like someone dudes would want to have sex with….at 7 in the morning to grab a coffee…only to see 3 dads carting their kids to daycare getting their coffees…probably 10 years younger than you…where they look at the piece you brought in, look at you, look at their kids, and then give you a thumbs up…

Not that anyone needs reassurance that breeding gets in the way of fuck, sex with young freaks from tinder, and really rapes your soul…

But it’s nice to be acknowledged by idiots who were too scared to be men…but who instead went the safe route…cuz you know they are doubting their entire existence today..

Here are some morning links..it’s 1 pm …I realize that…I am not stupid…I am just lazy

It’s Time for Bikinis…While the World Around Us is Crumbling..
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This Jet Man Shit is Crazy
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Kylie Jenner in a Bra
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Missouri House Speaker Sexts Intern
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Blac Chyna is a Mom…Wonder How That HAppened…
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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All Girls are Hooker – But These Girls Aren’t Hookers Who Charge By the Hour….
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Birthday Cake Troubles
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Brad Cooper is Doing Limitless Show
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Maria BEllo is Proud to Have Hard Nipples…
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Some Bart Simpson Fucks Marge Simpson Videos…or some shit..
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Tiger Woods Cheated – How is This News?
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All Kinds Of Celebrity Sex Tapes for You
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15 Sports Figures Doing Good on Camera
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Frisbee Trick Shot
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JEm and the Holigrams is Bad
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Instagram Whore With a Great Ass
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