Aubrey O’Day is one of those forgotten piles of shit you forget to pick up at the dog park…you know some remnants of reality TV past that managed to get into some pop act run by Diddy because it was what the show was about, before being rumored to have fucked Diddy, because Diddy fucks all kinds of girls, he’s Diddy, only to realize that only black dudes and hip hop fans watched the show or cared about her as the Snowflake that she was, leading to her massive weight gain since you can never have an ass fat enough, only to end up on Celebrity Apprentice thanks to some friend favor I assume she called on, you know from being in LA and on TV, and from LA, she must have had an in with the production team…or something…I mean why else would she end up on TV….

Anyway, if you know who Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits are, you probably already know that, since that’s all there is to her…but if you forgot who she is, and most people have, she’s slimmed the fuck down, and gone back to some low level exhibitionism to get some more action on her social media since she has a new album and no one fucking cares…

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