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2015

01

Jun

Elizabeth Banks for Allure Magazine of the Day

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As someone who only fucks with girls who are under 25, except maybe for my wife, it amazes me when a 41 year old like Elizabeth Banks slips through the cracks and ends up in magazines half naked, that aren’t nearly as offensive as they should be, considering she’s 41 and should be raising her kids or doing whatever it is that 41 year olds do, but I guess it takes time to break into the industry and to have a career in the industry, and when it finally hits after being in a bunch of hit movies and TV shows, but nothing quite as memorable as Pitch Perfect 2….you gotta milk it like your kids…if you had kids yourself…but were smart enough to hire a surrogate because no one needs their vagina ripped apart when they have acting to do …especially when technology allows for eggs to be put into homeless chicks who need 5,000 dollars…right..

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