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2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

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