Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit…

What the fuck am I talking about…

That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media….

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