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2015

16

Jun

Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day

Gisele Bundchen stars in Stuart Weitzman's fall campaign.

I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores.

Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt.

Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone…

Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to.

She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong…

Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele…

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