If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits…

I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…

Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave..

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