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2015

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

USA-1

I spent my night trying to save a dog I saw running in the middle of the street…I ended up failing…but I learned a valuable lesson…that even when performing the innocent task of trying to save a stray or escaped dog running in the middle of the street…a gesture one would possibly call godly…you know like a hero…girls I approached and asked “have you seen a little dog”…react the same way as if I asked “Do you want me to eat your asshole”…

Meaning…I am always a creep, even when I’m not creeping..and that only makes me laugh, because the actual creeps are the ones who don’t look like creeps…

Here are some morning links…

CNN Reporter – Involved in a Shoot Out
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The “Angelina Jolie” Look A Like – Looks like a Instagram Hooker to Me
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Tiger Woods is Banging another Golfer’s Wife
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Cat Blocks Yoga Pose
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Mirror Selfies
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Some Model in her Underwear
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USA Sluts
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Judge and Criminal Went to Middle School TOgether
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Roger Federer Tennis Win
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Jim Carey is Creeping on Other People’s Kids
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This Demi Lovato Outfit is Insane
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Shark Cage Diving
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Best Obit Ever
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Music Festival Turns Pee into Beer
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