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2015

14

Jul

Taylor Swift’s Crotchshot of the DAy

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I have a feeling that Taylor Swift is so powerful and in control of every aspect of her billion dollar career, that she’s got a team of people in place, strategically designed so that there is 360 degree coverage from every angle, so that people can’t get a picture of her vagina protruding from her skimpy shorts from all the excitement caused by being a powerhouse act that pretty much has all these puppet idiots, mostly models, around her to have her fun with, when she’s not burning through cock, like it was Paris Hilton’s burning vagina…

All this to say, I prefer when crotch shots are less creatively blocked, and more spread eagled so that I can see into her soul as she drips, cuz she clearly always drips, she’s wet like that, all over the examining room table…

Speaking of examining room tables, Lorde doing a “surprise song” for Taylor, or as I like to call her “Cool Girl Tay Tay”…who is every popstar, you know not just the popstar for the people, but the popstar’s popstar, who realizes that by friending everyone and through positivity, more people will like her and buy her music, which is her end goal…because you know she’s a terror behind closed doors…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER LEGS IN NYC CLICK HERE

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