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2015

16

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

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