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2015

24

Jul

News Eye Witness of the Day

1 Minute in..This woman broke the internet..

Sure it wasn’t in a Kim Kardashian way…which I don’t consider breaking the internet, they just told us they were breaking the internet in part of their brain washing….when really the only thing Kim Kardashian should be breaking is the chairs she may be sitting on, or the hopes and dreams of anyone with talent..who has to look at her and ask “why is that a bigger star than I’ll ever be”….maybe breaking morale for young girls in school who see her half retard antics and aspire for that shit…maybe even ruining a generation of girls…while creating an ass implant industry for all these idiot cheesy club girls….

Either way, why does breaking the internet make me think Kardashian…when nothing should make me think Kardashians…ever…

And everything should make me think of this girl, talking about her Cousin burning down her house, because he can’t get with her – since she’s married…

Something you’d want to keep off the news, unless you’re just the ultimate troll…or an inbred retard..

Who knows…it’s good.

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