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2015

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on

So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say…

Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien…

I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget…

But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too…

All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

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