I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

03

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines in GQ of the Day

Emily-Ratajkowski-2

The Tits from Blurred Lines are on a bit of a media blitz, because she’s so low level, she needs to keep up momentum, otherwise people will forget about her.

She’s the stripper money of “celebrity”, you know, it comes easy and fast…by making dudes cum, and it’s gets spent on Chanel Purses and cocaine…pretty quick.

Meaning, easy come, easy go…she got famous quick, for her tits, people loved her tits, and tits have only so much sustainability, even if they are compelling tits, it’s easy to forget those tits when other tits come along, unless they keep up the media…like this…

I feel bad for her, but not really, I feel bad for her boyfriend, who I assume she cheats on in her quest to be as famous as possible…and I’m glad to say…she’s got great tits, even if they are implants, and thats enough reason to spend 4 seconds noticing her.

Boring shoot, she barely matters, but she’s here.

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