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2015

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

Miranda-Kerr

Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires…

That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner…

That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession.

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