I have this theory that Kylie Minogue is a robot. I know that’s giving Australia a lot of credit, because I am going to go out on a limb here and assume the only contribution Australia has really made on the world, other than being the island to send crazed criminals to be put in exile on, is Crocodile Dundee, a few average actors, and Outback Steak House…Bloomin’ Onion..that I’m sure is American made…just Australia themed, it was the early 90s…
The main reason I think she’s a Robot is because she’s been working in the industry, I’m talking chart topping songs in AMerica, since the 80s…yet she still looks like this…
IF you’ve ever met an Australian, they all turn into this wrinkled, haggard, sun damaged, white trash looking thing by the time they turn 25, unless they move away…so at what must be 60, she looks awesome…
Not to mention, she’s a cancer survivor, which does a whole other pile of damage on you, like yesterday I saw a cancer ridden woman, at least I’m basing my prognosis on her bald chemo head and the fact that she looked like she was n the park dying slowly, and her feet were this bright purple…in sandals, difficult to eat my lunch while staring at them…but the girl in a bikini was next to her….so I had no choice…
Not that it matters…what matters is Kylie is amazing. Here’s another one of her filming that music video…
Here are some bikini poics of her from her instagram…
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