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2015

13

Aug

Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance….

I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t…

But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet….

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