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2015

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day

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Jessica Alba is shameless…but the reality is every one of these celebrities who tries to be clever in their product placement on social media strategies doesn’t need to be clever, be shameless and your retard audience that I know are retards because they follow your ass and make you a billionaire in the process, when they should have turned their backs on you after “honey” and pushed you to a life of drug addiction, prostitution and premature death…

But instead, she’s posting pics of her pussy next to a tablet, that Samsung paid her to do, and that will get past around because people, myself included still care enough about her pussy, even though it’s been shredded by kids and Cash Warren penis..

She’s the worst…Samsung endorse vagina pics…and she’s winning…and we’re all fucking losers who allow these people to exist….

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