I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

19

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day

I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last…

But I assume she’s saying something like …

“And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”…

But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like..

“Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE GMA PICS CLICK HERE

She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget…

She’s also in Harper’s because the movie company has marketing budget…where she was photoshopped…hard…

Proving acting is a solid scam…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

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