Jessica Alba is the fake CEO or president or whatever of some massive billion dollar company called Honest, that she is slated to make 200 million dollars from when it goes public, which doesn’t include all the money she’s made up until this point, or any of the other ventures she has put money into that are less publicized, or really any of the money that Honest has paid her as a salary to show up everyday and pretend to work…

So what I’m saying is that Jessica ALba is already richer than God, but not quite as rich as Zuckerberg or the other dot com billionaires, however…she’s still peddling bullshit products as ad campaigns that make her look like a cheap, desperate instagram model…whether it is for coconut water or her Husband’s sock company, the whole this is ghetto bullshit, nor matter how much money she makes off it, she’s already got a ton of fucking money…

She can’t be doing this for money…but then what is she doing it for…

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I think we should boycot Jessica Alba and her greedy money grubbing…so unfollow her now…thanks..

Now you can all laugh at my zero impact approach to life as I haven’t won one person over to actually take a stance with me…

I’d be a terrible cult leader, but ALba…that bitch is good…

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