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2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….

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