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2015

07

Sep

Kylie Jenner Fitness of the Day

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White girl problems…are like Orange is the New Black…or as close to black as she can get…

Her parents are white, at least I assume they are, you never know when you’re dad is a woman and your mom is a hooker, and your sisters are various shades of shit…

These garbage prostitutes with their doughy plastic surgery and/or make up failed face are the most important people on the internet and that’s just fucking insanity..

But not as insane as her showing off her body that lures in a sex offending boyfriend in his 30s, already a baby daddy with one of the most gutter bitches around, because Kardashians are trash..and it feels like home to him…home with a lot of money…that is pretty tight because being a Kardashian hasn’t really got to her vagina yet…but I guess even if she was 400 lbs a dude would fuck her to get invited to family dinner…

I just think she’s a cartoon character….a really uninteresting cartoon character…

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