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2015

11

Sep

Bieber is an Angry Lesbian of the Day

I have never met a lesbian who isn’t angry at the fucking world, I like to say it is because they don’t get enough dick, but realize that’s just ignorant, because based on my dick, that would just make a girl way angrier…and other girls eating them out, is probably a way less traumatic and calming experience, where they don’t need to feel disgusted and worthless while wondering if the smell of my cum will every come off of them…

That said, Bieber is an angry Lesbian, yelling at the Today Show Cameraman in front of a crown, because he’s getting in the way…

It’d be much more interesting, if his Ellen, Sam Ronson, Tilda Sweetin, hair…was blowing in the wind….

I wonder if he became lesbian like other lesbians…by being molested by Usher as a child…paid off and bought…millions and millions of dollars later…

Either way, it all makes sense….and is expected..and I jsut did a Bieber post…what’s wrong with me…I blame the world…

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