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2015

14

Sep

Susan Sarandon is a Weirdo at Burning Man of the Day

Drug addict or advocate Susan Sarandon and her big Rocky Horror Picture Show titties was at burning man even though she’s 1000 fucking years old…and it’s never too late to revisit your youth as some kind of hippie, especially not at Burning Man, the most commercial event for rich people to find themselves…

So privileged, rich person on some spiritual journey, thanks to being empty spiritually because they are rich, digging into the depths of their soul for meaning, because they are more accustomed to being vaginally, because that’s how they got rich and famous in the first place…it’s all they know…

She was there to build the Totem of Confessions for Timothy Leary, the LSD pioneer champion, who I guess she used to get high with, because as an actor bills are paid, money is in the bank and you have a lot of time to try to find purpose..

Either way, she ended up dumping his ashes at the event which seemed fitting, as did her being there despite being 1000 years old, because really what else is an old busty hippie supposed to do with herself….in the tail end of her life…after seeking spiritual enlightenment probably every other way, from life coaches, to therapists, to Buddhists, to whatever…

Either way, the whole thing is weird…but not as weird as still wanting to have sex with her all these years later…

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  • Nic Valle

    Hahahahaha. Sounds like someone never gets laid and writes snarky articles about things they know absolutely nothing of. Poor you.

  • Kylimayrow

    That is my friend with the beard…hi willow aka Gas Lamp Killer. This is surreal …