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2015

15

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Talking to a girl you’re sexting about the pre-cancerous cells on her cervix from her younger days not using condoms and fucking everyone, landing some HPV, that included but wasn’t limited to genital warts, now this monthly or maybe it was yearly, I don’t fucking know, I was trying to cum, regiment of getting her cervix lasered…

Is not as erotic as it sounds…but it’s what I did all night, now that fall is here and tinder girls are coupled up to their favorite Tinder hook-up, I’m left scared and alone….with limited options…stuck with the girl and her broken vagina…

I guess as a married man, I shouldn’t be complaining…take what you get…motherfucker…yes I’m doing affirmations, that’s what you are supposed do in the morning….maybe that’s why I’m unemployed loser, who drinks all day, has no money but can count on misery from a shitty marriage, because it never goes the fuck away….

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TV Topless Round-Up
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Bills Fan Attempts the Dizzy Bat
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Kendall Jenner and her Pierced Nipples
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Some Fame Whore Named Sarah Harris Nipples
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AN Edit of Vancouver in Movies…Playing Other Cities
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Girls With Eyes…
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Maitland Ward is Legendary
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Professor Starts Class the Same Way Everyday
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The September 11th DEVO Wedding
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