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2015

18

Sep

Sarah Hyland in a Black Ballerina of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is just another one of these never aging puppets…and she does Ballet or dresses the part and feels the need to wear a leotard for her social media…because she wants you to jerk off to her…because that’s how you get instagram followers and instagram followers get you jobs…and jobs get you more money and exposure in this try hard to stay relevant and feeding her ego, when you have money, having dudes jerk off to you is what your mentor Sofia Vergara has taught you how to get work…

Who cares…

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