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2015

12

Oct

Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day

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The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music….

Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie…

They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled…

It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous…

I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday…

Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong.

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