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2015

13

Oct

Fat Amy Schumer Demonstrates Why I don’t Understand Fat Chicks of the Day

FAT SCHAMY - KARDASHIAN

Fat Amy Schumer has pulled off a scam that I call Fat Amy Schumer….or maybe Fat Schamer…

She’s managed to take her fat chick being fat, talking to other fat chicks which is a huge percentage of the market, about how great it is being fat, because guys will still fuck you as guys will fuck anything to fuck..it’s a guy thing…that girls haven’t realized yet….

You see, just because you’re ugly, doesn’t mean we won’t close our eyes and pound the shit out of you..it just means we won’t take you out in public…or tell our friends…

That said, she’s very ugy… apparently hosted Saturday night Live…a show I will never watch…as an “It Girl”…I won’t listen to because just looking at her disgusts me….

But I know, she’s the not the first to be an empowered fat chick who makes jokes, most fat girls like being big, loud personality funny girls, to seem like they aren’t insecure, while they are all terribly insecure….something I think was proven in that she blocked me off Twitter YEARS ago…when she was first starting out and I found her vile…

Anyway, the thing I don’t understand about fat chicks, is that they are the first girls to shit on skinny girls and not just because they eat a lot and have a lot of shit to shit…but because they are angry and jealous….

Apparently in her monlogue, she targeted the Kardashians, because she’s into making cheap jokes that are played out to anyone with a brain…but let Amy Have her Moment…and hit the easy target…with easy content….easy comedy…for lazy America…who is multitasking liking pics on instagram…unable to process anything with some depth….

FAT SCHAMY -

More interestingly, the pig who I am sure is anti slut shaming, victim blaming, body shaming…etc…is just a fucking bully herself, but it’s ok when it comes to the Kardashians, because they have no souls..sure…but are still people…so under their philosophy…shouldn’t be targets….for the fat monster…and not just because they aren’t lathered in butter..

You see…fat girls love hating on skinny girls…and all girls…but can’t take a little “you’re fat”…because it’s wrong…Just more hypocrisy….and ALL fat girls are like this…so angry…maybe it’s the blood sugar from the diabetes…or maybe it’s the lack of burning off steam in the gym…fatty….maybe it’s jealousy that someone can get healthy…while her face, the shape of an EMOJI just can’t…

FAT SCHAMY - KHLOE

This is the quote:

“We have to be a role model for these little girls because who do they have? All they have, literally, is the Kardashians. And is that a great message for little girls? A whole family of women that take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion? Is that great? No.”

“We used to have Khloe. Khloe was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them. Khloe, she lost half her body weight — she lost a Kendall. We have nothing, and I want good role models!”

To which Khloe said….and I unfortunately agree with. because clearly Shumer feels anger towards girls who work out…


No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate

It’s safe to say, let’s get the monster Kardashian and the monster Comedian, both media whores…in a caged death match…it’d be the only way fat on fat monster would be even semi-erotic…

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