I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

13

Oct

The Tits From Blurred Lines Posts before Nose, Lips and Tit Surgery Pic of the Day

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I don’t think that The Tits From Blurred Lines is ever news….she’s just a set of fake tits, fake lips, fake nose overrated garbage…with zero to no talent…on a quest to be famous…and it seems to be working out pretty well for her…

I don’t find The Tits From Blurred Lines hot, beautiful, intriguing…

But I do like that before she was famous, after I posted one of her low level nude photoshoots she did to get noticed, she went out of her way to tell me her tits and lips are real…

I have been doing the site for over a decade, and not once did a low level ever reach out to correct me on my claims her tits, because they don’t move, and lips, because they are fake and because my friend told me she gets them done at her dad’s clinic…are real…

I though “that’s pretty defensive of a bitch, it must be true”….

Since then, she’s gone onto ignore me because she got what she needed, attention…that went viral…and I’m convinced the end is near for her career-wise, there are too many hot girls out there…but I could be wrong, I am always wrong, and even if she went on to be Alba…who fucking cares….

It’s just nice to point out that based on the pic she posted…I call fake everything…and stand by it…even when she denies it…

Garbage…yes…but her parents don’t have upper lips…

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Natural tits don’t do this…

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

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