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2015

15

Oct

Kate Upton Lies of the Day

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TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!! TELL HER TO TURN SIDEWAYS!!

I know this party trick, so many fat people do it, I used to have a fat uncle who would take off his shirt and start fleing like he was a body builder before molesting us…

As long as he stood straight on, he almost looked like he was fit…up on some Vin Diesel shit….but the second he turned sideways, you’d see he was just a fat fucking slob…and that was without photoshop…something Kate Upton can’t go without…I mean I’m sure she’s even taken on her grandfather, who invented the washing machine’s inventor lead in trying to design a way to look like you’ve been photoshopped in real life…

But I don’t think it’s working for her…at least not in these ill fitting shorts you know could house a scout troop on a camping trip….

Disgusting, sure…but people love her…and it’s all because of her tits…if only life was that simple for every girl with tits…since every girl has tits…just not quite as flappy as Kate Upton tits…

KATE-UPTON

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