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2015

26

Oct

America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day

MARONEY-1

McKayla Maroney is an American hero..

She has fought for your country and lost her limbs fighting for your freedom…in the form of being one of 10 athletes on the American gold winning Olympic team…before jumping right into her passion…flirting with her creepy male fanbase, probably all over 30, who thought her little body was tight, fit, strong, young, perfect and something they wanted to coach on their dick…

I don’t know what her deal is, what she does, I am guessing it involves her using or finding her sex appeal, for god knows what…but definitely not gymnastics…

So talented for porn, but I doubt that’ll happen…America doesn’t let their gold medal heroes do porn..except maybe Caitlyn Jenner…that Olympic bitch is pure smut.

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