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2015

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”…

I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe…

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TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER TITS WITH SNAPCHAT BILLIONAIRE CLICK HERE

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