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2015

03

Nov

Charlotte McKinney for GQ of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney is in the next issue of GQ UK, and I didn’t bother googling it to see the videos or other pictures, I figure they’ll be as slutty as she possibly can make them, as that’s her hook.

She looks like a ghetto, mid Flordia looking trashy chick with fake tits, even if her tits are real, they still look fake, something that she’s managed to make work for her, but that I don’t find all that interesting because we’re in a generation of huge tits thanks to the hormones in the food and water..like who fucking cares…her face is a mess, her ass uneventful…and her career is hardly a career and makes no sense…

She’s just a trashy rich kid, who met the right people, who helped push her in the right direction, which in her case was Dancing With the Stars…before ever having done anything…and a couple fo Carl’s Jr ads…

She’s had a good year of fame, which doesn’t mean it has been a year of money, but she doesn’t need money, she’s a rich kid with a tax evading “based in bahamas” father.

I am sure the industry is lazy enough to keep her going, but booking her big tits in gigs because she’s around and people talk….but none of this is deserved. She was meant to be a cocktail waitress at a titty bar…how did GQ UK happen. I’m sure she asks herself daily while staring at herself in the mirror…loving everything she sees…

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