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2015

05

Nov

Alyssa Milano is Old as Fuck in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I never fell into the Alyssa Milano trap. I never understood why everyone freaked out about an average looking italian girl…especially not when she was in her 30s. It just made sense to me and could only really mean one thing and that one thing is that the people who visit or write these kinds of sites are nerdy losers who are incapable of moving on, to fan and stare at and really obsess over their idols, jerk off material of the past…it’s like it seems more real if you watch it age…even if it wasn’t that good when it was young…making me realize just how pathetic some people are in terms of their lives, their interests, what they masturbate to…and pretty much everything about them….

Who cares about Alyssa Milano, unless she’s breast feeding for social media as she does….I mean looking her in a bathing suit is just terribly normal…and normal to me is bad. I like either way below normal that it is on the verge of disgusting, or way above normal that I am blown away…but middle of the road is just too suburban that it sucks..

What I am saying is Alyssa Milano and her hairy arms she’s had lasered…is just boring, but let me post it anyway.

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