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2015

05

Nov

Joe Jonas is an Adele Singing Clown Because He Fucked Gigi Hadid’s Double Chin of the Day

Here’s a little Gigi Hadid and her wonky face….talking about being a rich kid with connections…allows you to become an “it girl”…as you can hang out with other rich kids and go to all the rich kid parties and do richc kid things….while brands are trying to figure out how to adapt to the market and reach young people…as young people watch these idiots, because I guess other than their money, they are terribly fucking average in all ways…so it gives the general population hope.

Listening to Gigi Hadid, while watching her 20 year old chin waddle, rocking that deep voice…I remember that this girl is a fucking lie….and I understand why she’s gone the easy drop out of school route to exploit her tits and her self because it makes her feel validated…

The fact that she’s the “face of a make-up brand”….but more importantly the pussy that the Jonas Brother’s shoved his purity ring inside before trying to pull it out with his dick…but that is no more, she can take her whoring to other places…because the couple they called GI JOE…is done…and no one over 20 cares…

Here’s the Jonas Brother’s Doing a cover of Adele…dealing with the sadness of “I fucked this high maintenance rich kid, now I can go fuck groupies, because I am no longer pretending to be a virgin”…while Gigi deals with the remnants of Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Ashley Greene pussy in her pussy, because pussy…

Here’s her VS acceptance speech – because it’s all she’s ever wanted growing up a rich kid with everything…one day maybe she’ll fake it til she makes it…and gets asked to walk…like she was Lily Aldrige…

I prefer the immigrants..

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