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2015

13

Nov

Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her team want you to think that she’s 18. It’s good for business, I mean just look and see all the media hits that she got the month going up to her birthday, attention that clearly helped her book jobs, gain followers, and somehow seem legit, when really she’s just positioned herself as the naughty 17 year old, on the verge of being 18, because that’s criminal in the USA and people love things they can’t have.

I am a firm believer that she’s not 18, but that her parents lied about her age to get her into a kids show, possibly because their management team told them to…no studios like hiring kids, the regulations are a fucking nightmare, so they just take these 28 year olds and pass them off as kids…it’s been going on forever…only back in the day, everyone knew the cast of 90210 was 30…nowadays they commit to the lie…so young girls can fell insecure about their childlike bodies…

Either way, she’s in a cheerleader outfit, in what reminds me of an office Halloween party when recently divorced Melissa, busts out the cheerleader outfit from high school…because she’s been doing Pilates…

She’s the Lindsay Lohan of her generation…you know every generation needs a redhead exploited by her star loving parents who looks 10-30 years older than they are marketed…who collapses when no one gives a fuck about them anymore…turning to empty sex and lots of drugs…

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