I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

18

Nov

Bridget Malcolm for Elle Australia in Bikinis of the Day

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I have no idea who Bridget Malcolm is, but I know that I want to get her pregant…even if it involves throwing my sperm at her as she walks by me on the street, because she’s just that good, so good, that she probably wouldn’t acknowledge me, and I need to take matters into my own hands, to breed with her…but I doubt I’d like her that much if I had to see her, listen to her or whatever..

I just googled her, she’s a Bridget Malcolm model…no wait a Victoria’s Secret model, who is currently in a fight because people are calling her too think or anorexic…how is that possible…there’s no such thing as too skinny…especially when you have big tits..

Here is her instagram…mad at you skinny shamers…

Can we STOP with the skinny shaming please? I am extremely fit and healthy and am not in the slightest way anorexic. I have worked hard to look like this and am proud of my body. I may not be the curviest but I am a woman who has every right to look the way I do. Maybe today take a look inside yourself and wonder why you feel the need to shame strangers over the Internet about their bodies. Peace and love to you all – let’s change the conversation

I take it back, I don’t want to get her pregnant, her face amazing…but here she is for Elle Australia…

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