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2015

27

Nov

Greek Hookers are the Black Friday Deal of the Day

We’re all looking for deals, especially on Black Friday, especially when it comes to sex…and it seems like the best place for Sex at a discount in Greece…all it took was a Financial crisis…

According to the Washington Post:


When the economic crisis began in Greece, the going rate for sex with a prostitute was 50 euros ($53), the London newspaper quoted Laxos as saying. Now, it’s fallen to as low as two euros ($2.12) for a 30-minute session.

Prostitution in Greece is legal, which makes it even better, no consequences…but possibly AIDS, which as Charlie Sheen has taught us, is not a death sentence…

I mean 2 dollars for 30 minutes when all you need is 30 seconds…is fantastic savings, I’d just hate to see how banged out theri vaginas are…especailly considering vaginas in Greece are actually assholes…as the Greek and their bountiful olive oil natural resources – invented modern Anal sex along with math and other things…

Either way, Greek Hookers are the Black Friday deal of the Day…

And here’s Maria Menounos – the only Greek Hooker I know..

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