This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you…

So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right…

1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape

2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on…

3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future…

4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties…

5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick….

6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid…

7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to…

GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW

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