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2015

14

Dec

The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you..

On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..

Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men….

They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities…

I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you.

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