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2015

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Xmas TorTorr

I took Christmas Day off of posting, because I’m not an idiot and realize that people are so self involved, they don’t bother paying attention to blogs. Blogs just get in the way of their Facebook commentary, instagram photoshoots, and selfie posing….to notice…

It was the first weekday that I took off since 2007, because I guess the site is addiction.

I was hoping the first day I took off the site would be because I made a billion dollars on some internet scam that falls into my lap, giving me a really heave drug addiction on my self destructive billion dollar funded path…or…because I was fucking 9 hookers in a luxurious place.

Instead, it was because it was Christmas day, I was hungover and my obese wife needed to go to the hospital beause she thought she was having a heart attack from all the egg nog and cookies, see, she’s a
cookie monster…and I guess it wasn’t quite a Christmas miracle at all…because she didn’t die.

X-Mas Bondage

I’m back now, for now, here’s some morning links as I catch up on celebrity assholes I actually fucking hate…in the depths of my broken soul…

Girls in Beanies…
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This Kid has a Terrifying Neck Talent
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Madonna’s Son Hates Her Because of Instagram
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Chrissy Teigen Promoting Her Pregnancy
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Khloe Kardashian Naked is Terrifying
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Annalynne McCord for Christmas….
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Some Dude Named Dalia Elliott Slutty
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Jennifer Lawrence Outs Brad Cooper Out for Being an Ass Sweater…
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This is What Happens When you Mix Coke and Bleach
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Girls in Lingerie…
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Zach Efron’s Mom Gets Him Penis Pasta…Because Even She Knows He’s a Faggot
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