I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth….

Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right..

She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her…

I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch…

I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong…

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