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2016

29

Jan

The Shannon Sisters are Fame Whoring of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember the Playboy Shannon twins…they never really mattered… but for a minute people were excited about them…you know before they got fat and went black..right KARISSA SHANNON

Karissa Shannon HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she had Paris Hilton Dreams…or I guess Kim Kardashian dreams…

They are fat now, and as a person who thinks mocking fat girls instead of celebrating them, even if black rich dudes love this shape, it’s a public service….but they always have the SEX TAPES to reference in their probably sexually abused childhood trailer park home they must be from….right..

This is amazing…but not as amazing as how fat they got…I wonder if one of them led the way and the other followed to make it look like they are genetically supposed to be fat, you know collectively rebranding, or if this is actually their genetics….but it would be funny if one was skinny and the other fat…because that’s not how identical twins work…not that these girls work.

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