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2016

05

Feb

Hilary Duff in a Bikini to Celebrate her Divorce of the Day

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Hilary Duff’s divorce was finalized…which doesn’t change the fact that she’s built like a cross fit girl…and I don’t find that hot…but so many people do…I guess they are her original fans, her loyal fans, her creepy fans who are looking at geotags in pics to show up at her house or maybe they are just into a girl who has built up some bulk and muscle mass post baby-making…because they are used to obese chicks…I don’t know, I’ve seen cross fit girls naked over the year, I’ve watched them deadlift and squat hundreds of pounds before jumping into a series of Kipping pull ups and I’ve never though “look at that lady, I’d love to fuck”…however I have thought, I bet she can ride dick for hours without gassing out, and I bet she can squeeze those pussy muscles hard enough for my micr dick to feel at least one of the vagina walls…but fucking that from behind would be like fucking a dude from behind and if I wanted that…it’d be way easier than trying to K-Fed and prey on Hilary Duff, who is probably impossible to reach in a world where weird dudes are so passionate about her…

She’s in a bikini, natural way to decompress from her hard, busy life…and deal with her failures in the eyes of the catholic church…

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