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2016

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

Day 3 in Facebook Jail:

I spent the night drinking expensive wine, which for me is a 10 dollar bottle of wine, because expensive is a matter of perception…I read a book, I watched a movie, I did a workout, I met an amazing girl on TINDER, we got married, started a family, I traveled the world…

I didn’t hear any bullshit updates about Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga or anything Grammys…it was quiet and peaceful…like a fucking luxury vacation with no phone or internet…

Facebook Jail is the best thing of my life.

Tonight, I am going to write a movie, build a house and fucking fuck.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning

Big Busting Out Tits
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Wild Elephant Attacks parked Cars
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Zendaya’s Mullet
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Wilmer Valderama and Demi La-Fato are married or something
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Serious Famewhore Famewhoring of the Day
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Girl Gets Screenshots of her Cheating for Valentine’s Day
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Rihanna Nipples
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The Story of a Gymnast
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Dakota Johnson’s Dress
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Kat Dennings Still Fat Tits
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Parachute Fail at a Drag Race
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The Highlight of the Grammys – THis Fame Whore
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Flexible Ukrainian
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Kanye is 53 Million in Debt
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Jennifer Lawrence is Banging a Brown Guy
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