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2016

24

Feb

Candice Swanepoel is Fun but Boring of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty boring in everything she does publically, she’s actually a disappointment, she just was so cautious her entire nude model career, and maintained this level of class and sophistication, as to not get fired from Victoria’s Secret and sent back to fucking hell South Africa, where legless celebrities kill models because he’s jealous of their legs, and the fact the fuck other dudes..

It’s like we know Angel Candice has been a straight up dirt bag, we know she’s done all kinds of fucking drugs and cock, yet her image is squeaky fucking clean…it’s almost hot how safe she’s been, espcially when you factor in the South African AIDS rate…

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