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2016

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11 in Facebook Jail

Twitchy bitch…

I have had contact from the facebook world I have been locked out of….in the form of a girl I was having unprotected sex with busting out her facebook and showing me the new EMOJI format of reaction to a post…because EMOJI is so now…

Apparently, Facebook is such a part of everyone’s life, they have conversations about the new features, as if it was a great meal, or a great party, or a great vacation.

That’s pretty fucked, but I can handle the dumbed down humanity, especially in the form of unprotected sex.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed..
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Bella Thorne’s Naughty
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This Dudes Hates Instagram Girls
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Khloe Kardashian Shut up the Haters
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Chris Rock in a Space Suit
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Wisdom Teeth Girl of the Day
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IKEA’s Unbreakable Chair Got Broken on Japanese TV
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Mariah Carey is Ridiculout
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Kanye Doesn’t Like it in the bUtt…
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Jet Blue Offered Free Flight Anywhere to Passengers
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Angry Swearing Parrot
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Massive Landslides…
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Naya Rivera’s Tits
CLICK HERE

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