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2016

28

Mar

Jessica Lowndes is Engaged to Jon Lovitz Publicity Stunt of the Day

I hate writing this post, because this is such as stupid fucking story, that really doesn’t matter in any level, but for some reason it is trending, which is precisely why these people are doing this…

The story is Jessica Lowndes, a Canadian slut who is trying to become an instagram celebrity by posting slutty pics of her and her fake tits, now that she can’t get work…

Is “dating” or “engaged” to Jon Lovitz and old man who is obviously down for the troll, prank, or even if this is real, the sex with a girl he’s probably been paying to fuck for the last year since she’s had no income.

If you’ve been to hollywood, there are rich actors who pay young actors who don’t make much money but who are in the scene for sex…just because they are on TV doesn’t mean they aren’t hookers, in fact, most of the time that is proof they are soulless and will fuck other famous people for career and to pay the mortgage.

So I know that even if this is a legit story, it’s a stupid story, and when a girl is so desperate to get out there, why not take any more famous name to leverage when the tit pics get less hits.

This is so fucking dumb…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|SFW

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