Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her…

I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot.

You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE…

I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring.

We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds….

None of this shit matters…

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